00:03:34:12 - 00:04:05:03 Unknown Just straight through to the left. 00:04:05:05 - 00:04:28:01 Unknown Would you like to? 00:04:28:03 - 00:04:34:14 Unknown Pardon me? That's not my father. 00:04:34:16 - 00:04:48:23 Unknown Oh, shit. Was taken the wrong one. Really? Sorry about that soap. We'll go back and get him. 00:04:49:01 - 00:05:15:22 Unknown Jesus. 00:05:16:00 - 00:05:36:05 Unknown They brought the wrong coffin. You're joking. Can you believe that? It's a good job, I checked. Could have been having a service for some random member of the public. What kind of Mickey Mouse business these people running, anyway? God, is this so much to worry about? You know, in mom's in a state. Robert's clearly not going to do anything to help. 00:05:36:05 - 00:05:53:19 Unknown Assuming he gets here at all. Not as a eulogy. He's just awful. Sure, it's not awful. Yeah. It is. It is. Everyone's gonna be thinking, why isn't Robert Downey eulogy such a great writer? Maybe I should just let him do it. You are every bit as good a writer as your brother Daniel, if not better. You've just got to let somebody else read your novel. 00:05:53:21 - 00:06:06:16 Unknown Everything's going to be okay. Once a funeral is over. We've just got to focus on moving out of here and starting our own lives properly. 00:06:06:18 - 00:06:19:00 Unknown You didn't call them, didn't you, Daniel? You did put the deposit on the flat. Y'all sorted out the promise. 00:06:19:02 - 00:06:40:00 Unknown God, I hate funerals, don't you? Really? They're just so depressing. I don't know, it's just a death and everything. You know what I mean? Do you agree, Justin? Doesn't it? Yeah. They're all right. All right. Sorry. How could you possibly think that? They're all right? Why are you even coming to this anyway? You don't even know Daniel. I do know Daniel. 00:06:40:01 - 00:06:55:06 Unknown I met him a couple of times. A couple of times. But he's not a friend, is he? No, not a friend. Sorry. If you're going to smoke. Would you please put that out of the window and really rather not get your cancer? Thank you very much. But enough on my own problems to be worrying about. Yeah, I like what. 00:06:55:08 - 00:07:06:07 Unknown I like the discoloration on my wrist that I keep telling you about. Look at it. It's fucked. I'm fucked. 00:07:06:08 - 00:07:10:04 Unknown Why are you even coming? Hey. 00:07:10:06 - 00:07:13:01 Unknown Martha. Isn't it? 00:07:13:03 - 00:07:18:11 Unknown Oh, Justin. 00:07:18:13 - 00:07:39:15 Unknown Are you okay? Not too bad things, Martha. I'm a bit nervous about seeing my dad. I just don't think I've ever been so openly hated by the new one before. Oh, you just hate everyone. You mustn't take it to heart. You need to relax with him. I can't help, but he puts me on edge. Well, he's going to be more concerned that his sister's husband has just died. 00:07:39:15 - 00:07:56:18 Unknown He's not going to be focused on you anyway. I'm sure when I tell him that we're getting married, then you know, and start to learn to accept. You sure about that? Oh, I don't really see victories, excepting time. 00:07:56:20 - 00:08:02:22 Unknown We're on our way to you. Don't you have any respect? 00:08:03:00 - 00:08:23:01 Unknown Okay. Calm down. It's all right. It's all right. Breathe in through your nose. Okay. Deep breaths. You're right. Fucking tosser. 00:08:23:03 - 00:08:37:22 Unknown Okay, I'm gonna go down the right coffin this time. I'll come with you. It's okay. I can do it. Oh, I know, I know you can. I'm just gonna come check on the seating, make sure there's enough room for Kyle. Fee. Oh, shit. Shit. Shit. 00:08:38:00 - 00:09:17:11 Unknown Hello? Hello, mate. How are you? All right. Yeah. Of course I remember Uncle Alfie. Yeah. Absolutely. Fine. Yeah, yeah. Nope. Not a problem at all. No, of course I don't mind. All right. Yeah. Don't worry. All right. No, it's fine, I promise. All right. We'll see you soon. Okay. Bye. Shit. 00:09:17:13 - 00:09:40:17 Unknown So, is this your father, sir? 00:09:40:19 - 00:09:58:04 Unknown I just don't know what I'm going to do without him. What have I got to live for now? Don't be silly. You've got your friends. Family. You've got me and Jane and Robert. Where is Robert? Have you heard? This plane was due to learn at ten, but he'll be here. Don't worry. If there's anything I can do. Sandra, I don't put your hand there, dear. 00:09:58:05 - 00:10:17:22 Unknown You'll leave smudge marks. 00:10:18:00 - 00:10:39:04 Unknown I'll get you the sea. No, no can do this afternoon. I've got a funeral anyway. My uncle died. Yeah. Tragic. No, I'm telling you, mate, this is really powerful stuff. You really only need to take off. Trust me. I'm gonna blow your fucking head off. Right, I gotta go. Sister said I'll take my men after the funeral. Okay. 00:10:39:05 - 00:11:01:22 Unknown Catch you later. All right. 00:11:02:00 - 00:11:20:16 Unknown Hi. How's it going? Are you not ready? Come on. We're gonna be late. Put on my trousers. Run down! You guys okay? Sounds a bit freaked out. We just had some asshole driver almost ran off the road. Really? Fucking bastard. Comfy? I'll be two minutes. What are these? Pills all over the place. Try studying to be a pharmacist, 00:11:20:18 - 00:11:30:03 Unknown Are you okay? I'm a bit shaky. Not much, just a bit. 00:11:30:05 - 00:12:05:19 Unknown At one of these. It'll calm you down. Are you sure? Absolutely. It's just Valium. I used to take them all the time. It'll make you feel better. Honestly. Come on. 00:12:05:20 - 00:12:10:09 Unknown Hello? 00:12:10:11 - 00:12:13:12 Unknown A low. 00:12:13:14 - 00:12:22:11 Unknown 000, darling. 00:12:22:13 - 00:12:28:22 Unknown Hey. How are you doing? Okay. Yeah, okay. 00:12:29:00 - 00:12:45:00 Unknown How are you? Good. How are you? Great. How was the flight? Great, great. There's a lot of turbulence, which is a bit worrying, but, I mean, I guess that's the thing about first class. It doesn't matter how much you play for the ticket. If the plane crashes, you're all going to end up dead. 00:12:45:02 - 00:12:51:06 Unknown No no, no. 00:12:51:08 - 00:13:05:14 Unknown Oh, shit. 00:13:05:16 - 00:13:25:11 Unknown That's him. Jesus. It was going to be the fucking wheelchair. 00:13:25:13 - 00:13:56:21 Unknown Hello? We're here to take you to the funeral. Where the fuck of you been? You're late. 00:13:56:23 - 00:14:17:13 Unknown Bloody grim, isn't it? It's not supposed to be fun, Robert. I know it's Jesus. I feel like my heart has been wrenched out of my rib cage. It's awful. Well, that's grief for you. And this is my prefer not to have close relationships with people. There's too much emotion involved. 00:14:17:14 - 00:14:36:04 Unknown Well, I'm just glad that you're going to be hearing mum. Well, yeah, well, not for long, because Jane and I are moving out. Well, what about mum? Well, I was actually. I was thinking maybe she'd like to come to New York with you for a bit. But don't be ridiculous. I can't take her to New York. What am I going to do with it? 00:14:36:06 - 00:14:56:10 Unknown Take it apart. We've already decided. We're putting a deposit on a flat, and I'm going to need the money. What may the money for all this? For the funeral. You agreed to pay for half, did I? Yeah. Know? Yeah. So? Yeah, well, I don't have it on me, Daniel. I can get it to you in a few months. 00:14:56:11 - 00:15:09:13 Unknown I'm doing a few months. Robert, I need it now. I need the money now. Yeah, well, that's not gonna happen as it come totally skin. What do you mean, you're scared? What do you think? You're a successful novelist. You. You live in New York. You've got a penthouse apartment in New York. What do you mean? Yeah. Do you have any idea how much it costs for the upkeep? 00:15:09:13 - 00:15:20:10 Unknown And besides which, I just had to lay out a fortune for the flight over here. Do you know how much they're charging for first class nowadays? It's a fucking disgrace. 00:15:20:12 - 00:15:59:12 Unknown So. Yeah. Hey! Yes! Do you hear me? Simon! Simon! Was there a dog in here just now? What? I'm sure there was a dog in here. What the hell are you talking about? 00:15:59:14 - 00:16:17:13 Unknown Just know where to park. How about over there? The guys coming out of take, take, take late. What are you doing? Are you mental? 00:16:17:15 - 00:16:30:13 Unknown Sorry. Excuse me. Hi. Sorry. Oh. Hi, Martha. I was just about to park there, actually. Yeah, well, are you a relative? Howard? No, I'm not, but, Martha. 00:16:30:15 - 00:16:40:18 Unknown Is that. 00:16:40:20 - 00:17:07:08 Unknown What's happening? Did you see that? She barely even looked at me. I said, what's happening? Are we there? Oh, my God, we've got in the car. I cannot believe I forgot to say we've got on in the car. All right. Keep your hair on. Hell's going on. Oh, really? Look. 00:17:07:10 - 00:17:29:07 Unknown It's a very green here, isn't it? Is very scary. So the hell is the matter with you? What do you mean? He's talking about front and dogs and things being green. What's going on? I don't know. 00:17:29:09 - 00:17:33:23 Unknown Wow. 00:17:34:01 - 00:17:52:18 Unknown Martha. Simon. Normally like this. Of course, he's not normally like this. Something's not right. 00:17:52:20 - 00:18:08:02 Unknown I think it must be the thallium. Yeah. I gave him a violin from your flat. I think he's just not used to it. All right. 00:18:08:04 - 00:18:31:20 Unknown Do you want to get any closer? You're going the wrong way. Oh, stop the car. It's me too. What? I need to speak to. To to hold on. What about Alfie? I need help with Uncle Alfie. Oh, please stop doing it. 00:18:31:22 - 00:18:50:10 Unknown Thank you very much for coming. It's lovely to see you. You won't be long. It's weird being back here. I feel so bad of it. Well, that's what comes from living in a different country. You lose touch. Who are these people anyway? I don't even recognize her. Any of them. So I was that guy. I have no idea. 00:18:50:12 - 00:19:10:14 Unknown A friend of dad's from work or something. So listen, you're telling me that I have to pay for this entire funeral? I can't draw money out of the air. Daniel! Jesus fucking Christ! Daniel. How's everything going? Fine. Thanks for having Davison. We're just waiting for him to arrive, and then we can get started. Great. Thank you. Have you met my brother Robert? 00:19:10:16 - 00:19:25:20 Unknown The writer? Of course. It's a pleasure to meet you. I've read several of your novels. Really? You must be very proud of your brother. Yes. Very proud. And will you be making the eulogy today? No, Dan, you'll be doing the eulogy. 00:19:25:21 - 00:19:34:09 Unknown Great. I'll just make sure I have everything I need. 00:19:34:11 - 00:19:42:01 Unknown Listen, I think you should do the eulogy. Everyone's expecting you to do it. I'll just make a mess of it anyway. So silly. 00:19:42:03 - 00:20:06:04 Unknown You'll be fine. All these can go through now. I was my little sister. Just very sad. He was a wonderful husband, wasn't he? So attentive, so devoted. Can I get you a cup of tea? Sandra T can do many things, Jane, but it can't bring back the dead. 00:20:06:06 - 00:20:23:11 Unknown My father was an exceptional man. My father. My father was an exceptional man. Daniel. Have you called yet about the deposit? No I haven't. Well, why don't you give me the number and I could do it. Jane. Don't make it up. You see that guy standing by the table? See? You recognize him at all? He's really staring at me. 00:20:23:13 - 00:20:45:07 Unknown Are you listening to me at all? That we have to put the deposit on that flat before it's too late. I don't want to stand. 00:20:45:09 - 00:20:53:07 Unknown Don't break it. Hurry up! 00:20:53:09 - 00:20:58:06 Unknown My father. 00:20:58:08 - 00:21:12:06 Unknown Kate, is growing up a bit. She. What? Katie. She was like a little girl when I left. And she's. She's fit. I'm gonna have a chat with her. Yeah. Why don't you do that? 00:21:12:08 - 00:21:19:07 Unknown My father was an exception. Hello, there. Oh, hello. 00:21:19:09 - 00:21:54:11 Unknown I was really sorry to hear about your father. He always talked about you. He said you were a good son. Thank you. Thank you sir. Did he ever mention me? Peter? He said, no, I don't. I don't think so. Were you friends with dad? Well, okay. Well, thank you for. Nice to meet you. And thank you for coming. 00:21:54:13 - 00:22:30:16 Unknown I am, he was born Daniel. I really think we should be calling everyone in now to start the search. Really? I'm only supposed to be here until three. Sure. Do you mind, though, if we wait just five minutes from my Uncle Alfie? We really shouldn't start with that. It be possible? Of course, of course. 00:22:30:18 - 00:22:56:05 Unknown This is a beautiful. Martha, could I have a word? Excuse me. What is it? Okay, I have to tell you something. And I warn you in a bounce, you're not going to like it. Good to see you. Thank you for coming as well. Daniel. Welcome, Victor. Oh. Hello, Robert. Uncle Victor, how I. Wow. Sad day. Yeah. So how are things in New York? 00:22:56:06 - 00:23:17:13 Unknown Great. Really good. Yeah. What's all this nonsense I hear about you not doing the Usui? That's right. Then you're going to do the eulogy? Well, that's a damn shame. I mean, I'm sure Daniel will be fine, but after all, you are the writer in the family. Will you just excuse me a second? So, any new books coming out? 00:23:17:14 - 00:23:42:01 Unknown Just get my things together. Sure. You're right. Every single bloody person wants Robert to do the eulogy. He was my father to was me. I'm just entitled to the bloody eulogy. Of course you are calling you up. And it's going to be the best bloody eulogy anybody's ever heard. But you hate. Apparently, Robert won't be doing the eulogy. 00:23:42:03 - 00:24:06:14 Unknown What did you just say? I said that the valiant you gave to Simon wasn't actually Valium. It's an hallucinogenic concoction, you know, stuff like acid, mescaline. I look at me funny. I'm not being funny. Look at him. He's off his. 00:24:06:16 - 00:24:17:09 Unknown Someone was going to take it that. I mean, he just goes into someone else's land. Takes random bottle. 00:24:17:11 - 00:24:46:20 Unknown Should I tell him? No, don't do that. Just freaking out completely. I think we should just keep a very close eye on him, make sure he doesn't get out of control, and don't let him spend too long. Talking to one person. 00:24:46:21 - 00:25:07:11 Unknown Hey, dad. How are you doing? You're late. I. Dad. Hi, Troy. You're missing university today. Yeah. Not to worry, though. I'll catch up. I know I'm not worried about you. I see you brought your friend along. His name is Simon. Simon? And of course, I brought him along. He's my boyfriend. Oh, Martha. So good to see you. I'm so sorry. 00:25:07:12 - 00:25:21:19 Unknown I'll. Sandra. We're gonna miss Uncle Edward terribly. Yeah. He was. He was a great guy. Yes. He was. Simon, this is my. Oh, I'm so sorry about the death. 00:25:21:21 - 00:25:43:06 Unknown I'm so sorry. Thank you. Everything. 00:25:43:08 - 00:25:52:12 Unknown What are you going to do? I can't leave. Can I don't have to speak to me again. Oh, shit. 00:25:52:14 - 00:26:12:03 Unknown Hey, Martha. 00:26:12:05 - 00:26:36:20 Unknown You look nice. I'm dressed for a funeral. Yeah, it's still so. I heard about the engagement. What's that about? Who told you that? I haven't even told my dad. Is that the guy you're going to marry? You gonna spend the rest of your life with them? Yep. That's him. 00:26:36:22 - 00:26:45:14 Unknown Martha. Martha. 00:26:45:16 - 00:26:51:21 Unknown I said I had just left it. 00:26:51:23 - 00:27:09:15 Unknown Hi, Daniel. Actually, there's something I really wanted to talk to you about. When you have a moment. That's great. Do you mind if we do it later, though? Because my uncle is just arrived. Sure. 00:27:09:17 - 00:27:29:09 Unknown Thank you. Justin. Thank you so much, mate. Hope it wasn't too much hassle. How are you on? 00:27:29:11 - 00:27:38:05 Unknown Ladies and gentlemen? If you could all kindly take your seats. We're about to begin the service. 00:27:38:07 - 00:27:42:19 Unknown Yes. 00:27:42:21 - 00:28:35:14 Unknown Move, move! Don't start yet. Don't start. Move! 00:28:35:16 - 00:28:38:21 Unknown You stink! 00:28:38:23 - 00:29:10:22 Unknown Family. Baby. That's because you left me to deal with my own. Take credit. How can you please be quiet? To start with a favorite passage of Edward's from the King James Bible. It's the first book of Samuel, chapter 18. Actually, Martha. Just so you know, we had Uncle Alfie in the car with us. And you took my space, and I had to push him about half a mile by myself. 00:29:11:01 - 00:29:35:02 Unknown Will those, Mr. Service? That was my parking space. If you don't stop picking me the shelter, I am going to take you inside. I'm gonna keep pulling shit out of you. Do you understand me? What is going on? She's not my politics. She stole your parking space. This is a funeral home to his father's house. Then Jonathan and David made a covenant because he loved him as his own soul. 00:29:35:04 - 00:30:01:04 Unknown And it came to pass that the soul of Jonathan was knit with the soul of David. And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David and his garments, even to his sword, and to his bow, and to his girdle. 00:30:01:06 - 00:30:22:13 Unknown And now we'll have a few words from Edward's son, Daniel. 00:30:22:15 - 00:30:26:08 Unknown Thanks to so many of you for coming. 00:30:26:09 - 00:30:48:17 Unknown I never realized that was so popular. In fact, I see. It seems like he's got more friends now that he's dead than when he was alive. 00:30:48:19 - 00:31:15:06 Unknown My father was an exceptional man. He was born in 1938, just a year before the war. I'll never forget the time when dad took us to the place where he grew up, just near a town called Crawley in Sussex. It's changed a lot over the years, what with the expansion of Gatwick Airport, and it's actually become something of a commuter town now, partly because of its proximity to London. 00:31:15:08 - 00:31:37:22 Unknown But at the time when my dad was young, it was really quite pastoral. Lots of fields and greenery, and dad would roam around the countryside for hours with his close boyhood friend Bob. He told me how they spent a summer days riding their bikes through the local corn fields. 00:31:38:00 - 00:31:46:16 Unknown And swimming in the lake. Dad. 00:31:46:18 - 00:32:14:01 Unknown Dad's first job was working after school as an apprentice apprentice for an electrician named Mr. Thompson. He used to take home 5 pounds when 14 shillings is moving. When dad was 18, he left home following an argument with his father. And is moving, I tell you. Someone alive in there. Where are you going? What the hell is wrong with you all? 00:32:14:03 - 00:32:21:20 Unknown Look at my. Can't you see? Open your arm. 00:32:21:22 - 00:32:25:23 Unknown Around her. 00:32:26:01 - 00:33:05:21 Unknown What are you doing? What are you doing? Let's. 00:33:05:23 - 00:33:15:18 Unknown If you don't like to take one look at about you as soon as we can. 00:33:15:20 - 00:33:43:14 Unknown What the fuck? I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please just go back inside and I'll explain later. I am so sorry. Sorry. Scratching. Oh, God. Sound, please. Please. Oh, God. I all right? No, no, I haven't made the call about the deposit yet. I know, I'm going to come. Dad. Leave it. Leave it. He's completely wrecked a funeral. 00:33:43:15 - 00:34:10:00 Unknown It wasn't his fault. What do you mean it wasn't his fault? Your aunt's soundtrack is in tatters. I want him out of here right this minute. Is that clear? Tell me. You will have nothing to do with that ridiculous man ever again. I can't do that. Why not? Because we're moving in together. God! Have you completely lost your senses? 00:34:10:01 - 00:34:23:09 Unknown She isn't actually like this. He had some drugs and they made him act. Always drugs. What drugs? 00:34:23:10 - 00:34:38:05 Unknown He took some Valium and he had a bad reaction. 00:34:38:07 - 00:34:47:21 Unknown We have talked about this later. 00:34:47:23 - 00:35:10:03 Unknown Simon. Martha. Yeah, okay. Come and sit down. Thank you. I appreciate that. All right, mate. Oh, that was awful, wasn't it? Landing in front of your mum like that. Like a dead crowd. Howard, please. Come on. Yeah. Sorry. It's just. You just never. You never know when it's going to happen to you, that's all. It's like with me, I've got. 00:35:10:05 - 00:35:21:16 Unknown It's like a weird patch of skin. Now, I've had that couple of weeks, and that's no idea what I want you to. My Uncle Victor. You know he's a doctor. Yes. 00:35:21:18 - 00:35:40:17 Unknown I don't care. I swear, I saw it moving. I saw it moving. No one else saw. No one else. I swear I saw it moving. I must be going mad. Why on my hands so big? Simon, listen to me. To tell you something. 00:35:40:19 - 00:35:57:21 Unknown You know I gave you some value earlier. Yes. Well, it turns out that it wasn't actually Valium at all. 00:35:57:23 - 00:36:09:00 Unknown Can you hear me? Hello? You think you can start looking that believe a cat? How are you feeling? 00:36:09:02 - 00:36:25:11 Unknown I've got the skin discoloration. I've had it for a couple of weeks now. It's just not going anywhere. Now, I know it's just this small patch, but it's weird. It does look weird, doesn't it? I'm going back now. You should probably go and see a dermatologist. What do you think it is? Looks like some kind of pigment mutation. 00:36:25:12 - 00:36:40:05 Unknown Pigment mutation could be an allergic reaction to an shellfish. Nuts. Nuts? What kind of nuts? I don't know. Peanuts. Almonds. Excuse me. 00:36:40:07 - 00:36:47:20 Unknown Do you see now? 00:36:47:21 - 00:36:55:14 Unknown Hallucinogenic. 00:36:55:15 - 00:37:04:07 Unknown Not. My advice is to relax and just go with the flow. Try and enjoy it. Yeah. 00:37:04:09 - 00:37:23:16 Unknown Simon, how long does it last? I don't know, Simon. About eight hours. Hey, the hours of this. So let's go. You. 00:37:23:17 - 00:37:30:09 Unknown Simon? Simon! 00:37:30:11 - 00:37:49:21 Unknown Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Oh, my dad used to be sick. 00:37:49:23 - 00:37:59:04 Unknown So me. Okay. Simon. Simon, let me in. 00:37:59:06 - 00:38:06:07 Unknown Simon! Did you happen to see a pill bottle? 00:38:06:09 - 00:38:20:02 Unknown Right. Okay. Keep it together. Keep it together. You can do this for Simon Smith. 00:38:20:04 - 00:38:32:20 Unknown Eight hours. Open the door. As you said. Where's my watch? Oh, please open the door. It's already been. 00:38:32:22 - 00:38:36:10 Unknown Simon, open the door! 00:38:36:12 - 00:38:46:12 Unknown Go! Go! Jesus! Fuck! It's not a good. 00:38:46:14 - 00:39:24:20 Unknown Grief. Does strange things to people, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you remember, I had something I wanted to talk to you about. Oh, yes. Yes. Is there someplace quiet we can go? Sure. 00:39:24:22 - 00:39:43:13 Unknown Are you writing a book? Oh, yes. Like your brother? Well, you know, different from my brother. But he's a great writer, isn't he? Yes he is. So, anyway. Yes. Actually, I. I have some photos I wanted to show you. Okay. All right. Sure. 00:39:43:15 - 00:40:07:12 Unknown We became quite close. Your father and I in the last few months ended up spending quite a lot of time together. Right. Here's me and your father in Regent's Park. Oh, yeah. And here we are on top of one of those London busses. It's a terrible picture of me. So where did you and my dad meet? Just around. 00:40:07:14 - 00:40:13:05 Unknown Oh. Hello, Simon. 00:40:13:07 - 00:40:46:11 Unknown Are you all right? Wow. Yes, yes, yes. Keep coming. You join the others. Join the others? Oh, you. Oh, here. Yes. Here we are in a at a at a fancy costume party in Kensington. That's your dad dressed up as a Roman centurion. 00:40:46:13 - 00:41:26:14 Unknown So in what capacity were you actually friends with my dad? I mean, I don't mean. I don't mean to be, but he never mentioned you to me. And you have all these pictures where you're going around, like. 00:41:26:16 - 00:41:32:16 Unknown Oh, God. Oh my God, no. 00:41:32:17 - 00:41:51:20 Unknown Now, I know this must come as a shock to you. I'm sure he would have told you himself, but I guess he wasn't sure how you'd react. This is my mother. This. No no no no no. And there's. And there's really no reason why she should find out. Just as long as I get what's owed to me. What? 00:41:51:22 - 00:42:19:20 Unknown Well, I think I deserve something. I mean, your father and I were lovers, and. No, he. He left me nothing in his will. How do you think that makes me feel? I'll tell you how that makes me feel. It cheap. Like a cheap slut. Don't you think I deserve something? What do you want? Well, well, I think about 15,000 pounds. 00:42:19:20 - 00:42:37:08 Unknown Should do it. 15,000 pounds? I'm supposed to be buying a flat. Well, that's up to you. Hang on, hang on a minute. You think you can come in here and show me a few pictures of you and my dad on a bus, and that counts as proof. That's not fucking proof of anything. 00:42:37:10 - 00:42:53:16 Unknown What is that? Oh, Jesus. Now, I don't want to, but I will go out there and I will show these photographs to every single person. Do you really want me to do that? 00:42:53:17 - 00:43:00:02 Unknown You wait here. Wait. 00:43:00:04 - 00:43:10:07 Unknown Daniel. I was just telling George here when we were boys together. Your dad used to love to make us all go skinny dipping. 00:43:10:08 - 00:43:24:13 Unknown And I think she's fine. 00:43:24:15 - 00:43:29:03 Unknown Simon. Open the door. 00:43:29:05 - 00:43:50:04 Unknown I don't think I can do to help. Not really. Thanks. You got it under control. Simon. So, what are you doing next weekend? I got a couple of tickets and backstage pass. Justin, I've got a lot of my plate right now, and I just can't deal with your shit now. Can you please just go away, please? 00:43:50:06 - 00:43:57:03 Unknown Simon. 00:43:57:05 - 00:44:10:08 Unknown Can I talk to you? It's not. It's important to me. It's. It's fine. Excuse me. Mr.. 00:44:10:10 - 00:44:36:15 Unknown A guy, that guy from before that we didn't recognize the little guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've just been with him in the study. Yeah, and he showed me these pictures. Of him and dad, Ryan. Of him and dad together. Ryan. Of him and dad together at parties in Kensington. Is this going anywhere? Because I didn't think he was shagging dad. 00:44:36:17 - 00:44:42:13 Unknown Fuck off! 00:44:42:15 - 00:45:04:09 Unknown You know, I'm telling you, he showed me the pictures. I feel sick. So wait, wait, wait. What are you saying? That the dad is a dog? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And he was cheating on mum. Well, evidently, with that little. Yes. Oh, no. It's a bombshell right now. But the concern right now is that he wants money. 00:45:04:10 - 00:45:19:11 Unknown What do you mean, he wants money? He wants money. He wants 15,000 pounds. What? Go fuck yourself. You don't understand. He's got the pictures. And if we don't give him the money, he's going to tell everybody here the most intimate details of their sex life. Why don't you hear the most intimate details? Sex life? Are we gonna do. 00:45:19:13 - 00:45:24:01 Unknown Oh, shit. Think, then. 00:45:24:03 - 00:45:30:08 Unknown Okay. All right. 00:45:30:10 - 00:45:51:00 Unknown Is a total fucking waste of time. I don't know why even bothered. Got dressed up and everything, you know. And how could you be more interested in that idiot up there than she is? And me telling you how this world is to really fucked up. Sounds really serious, doesn't it? What? Pigment mutation. 000. Will you taste this? I think it's got almonds in it, sir. 00:45:51:02 - 00:46:05:14 Unknown So Daniel's uncle said I'm allergic to almonds. Don't eat it. Come on, please be a mate. Taste it. Tell me what you think. No. Come on, try it. What? Please. Come on. Do me a favor. Can't you just do me a favor? Please? Fuck off. 00:46:05:16 - 00:46:24:02 Unknown Haven't seen a pill bottle like I had. If you like a valiant pill bottle. No shit. Shit. 00:46:24:04 - 00:46:33:21 Unknown Shouldn't be long now. 00:46:33:23 - 00:46:59:12 Unknown Shall we go inside? In a minute? 00:46:59:13 - 00:47:27:11 Unknown Sorry about. Thank you. Yeah. Sorry. Oh, God. It must be terrible leaving your husband. Still, you're still so young. Relatively. I just think you're married again. Probably too soon to say, isn't it? Oh, gosh. Just terrible, isn't it, that people die? Authors. There was a guy that I know. He got stabbed to death, and he called this guy's mother a moose. 00:47:27:12 - 00:47:48:13 Unknown The guy just. Just stabbed him right in the neck. Hit her like a major artery. And there was blood. Just honestly would not believe how much. Just spurting absolutely everywhere. And ridiculous thing is that the guy that did it told the police later he didn't even know what a moose was. 00:47:48:15 - 00:47:57:00 Unknown That cake got almonds in it. It's not important. Doesn't matter. 00:47:57:02 - 00:48:14:05 Unknown Excuse me. 00:48:14:07 - 00:48:31:22 Unknown Let me rephrase the question. What do you mean? You think it's best if I pay him the money? Will you be living off Mum and Dad for long enough? You must have some money. I haven't been living. I've paid for this entire funeral. Robert. No, wait a second. How do you know this guy isn't bullshitting? 00:48:32:00 - 00:48:36:02 Unknown Oh my God. 00:48:36:03 - 00:48:39:06 Unknown Simon! 00:48:39:08 - 00:48:45:06 Unknown Simon! Simon! 00:48:45:08 - 00:48:49:12 Unknown Simon! Simon! 00:48:49:14 - 00:48:54:10 Unknown Simon! Simon. 00:48:54:12 - 00:49:07:21 Unknown Sigh. Man. 00:49:07:23 - 00:49:18:06 Unknown I think we're just about ready to resume the five minutes. Of course. 00:49:18:08 - 00:49:41:02 Unknown What is going on? I'm really, really sorry. I'm afraid I'm losing our plans. I have to be put on hold just for a little while. You mean. Why? I haven't got time to explain right now. But, you know, I wouldn't do this. And I say had a really good reason. No. What's the reason right now? 00:49:41:04 - 00:50:01:04 Unknown So you're the blackmailing prick. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing with that? This is my manuscript. This is not ready to be read by you. Well, you shouldn't leave it lying around, Daniel, if you don't want people to read it. This is my guys. Do we just get to the point? Fine by me. 00:50:01:06 - 00:50:24:06 Unknown I write you this. Okay, that's the end of it. Yes. You give us the photos, then you stay out of our lives forever. That's the deal. Yeah, that's the deal. 00:50:24:08 - 00:50:43:05 Unknown Is that your first attempt? The novel? That's your first novel, isn't it? Yeah. So? No, nothing. I tried writing once. It didn't work for me either. I think it's like a gift. You either have it or you don't. 00:50:43:07 - 00:51:02:11 Unknown Must be hard for you, though, Daniel. Living up to your brother's reputation, you know, always living in the shadow of a sibling like that. By the way, I read your latest novel. Oh, wow. Really good stuff. Thanks. 00:51:02:13 - 00:51:19:16 Unknown That's it. Daniel, what the hell are you doing? There is no way I'm giving this twat single penny of my money. Don't be ridiculous. Why should I? Why should I? He comes in here on the day of our father's funeral, tries to blackmail us, and then he slags off my novel. Who does he think he is? He has the photos. 00:51:19:17 - 00:51:41:00 Unknown Let him show the photos. I don't care. Daniel. Oh, Robert! No! Robert, I give up, okay? I give up, I can't take any more. If that's what he's going to do, then fine. Let him do it. Are fine. Fine. What? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. Please get out of my way! This. Just discuss this. 00:51:41:02 - 00:51:50:21 Unknown There is nothing to discuss. Get out of my way! No, sir. 00:51:50:23 - 00:51:56:00 Unknown Get up! Daniel! 00:51:56:02 - 00:52:05:11 Unknown What are you doing here? He wrote some code on something that the. Karen. 00:52:05:13 - 00:52:09:19 Unknown X. 00:52:09:21 - 00:52:14:01 Unknown Jesus crap. This is a really bad idea. 00:52:14:03 - 00:52:25:10 Unknown Twinkle little star. 00:52:25:11 - 00:52:55:23 Unknown Oh. 00:52:56:01 - 00:53:03:20 Unknown Tell me about it. Don't get that D get that tie. 00:53:03:22 - 00:53:12:17 Unknown Do you want to know what that is, a muffin. This is ridiculous. You know. 00:53:12:19 - 00:53:31:20 Unknown What's going on? Is that just having a little seizure? Oh, God. Really? I've just had some value. That. Hell, yeah. Bring them here. How many? I don't know. Really? Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. They all. 00:53:31:22 - 00:53:38:20 Unknown Go. Okay. All right. Guys seem a little. 00:53:38:21 - 00:53:56:05 Unknown You lock the door. Shut the fucking door! What's going on? Oh, he's having a fit. The fit? Why is he all tied up? 00:53:56:07 - 00:53:59:11 Unknown Oh. 00:53:59:13 - 00:54:19:15 Unknown Hang on. Is Batman you ever. What? What do you mean, it's not important? Why? Why doesn't trust us? Okay. This is not a good guy. So what are we going to do with him? What are we gonna do? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Don't shout. I don't have any. 00:54:19:17 - 00:54:37:12 Unknown What? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I found I was valiant. We gave him a few to calm him down. Thank you. I think he's all right. I'll fucking. 00:54:37:14 - 00:54:42:13 Unknown What? 00:54:42:15 - 00:55:01:14 Unknown The thing is, it's not actually vacuum. It's acid. Mostly. Look at what song took all of these by mistake. That's why he's been acting like he's off his box. What are you doing with his former friend? You're telling us that Martha's boyfriend. You're not over our father's coffin. Had just one of these things you gave him. How many? 00:55:01:14 - 00:55:32:00 Unknown Five. Oh, one. You cannot blame me for this. But we should call. No, you can't do that. They're going to turn up and find me in force, fed with hard drugs. But what's gonna happen? Is he going die? No. Shouldn't think so. Daniel. Hey, Robert. Be out in a minute. Mum. We need to go outside. Would you do stay here? 00:55:32:00 - 00:55:37:01 Unknown Look after him. 00:55:37:03 - 00:55:53:01 Unknown What? Do you guys look after him? What are we supposed to do? Just make sure he doesn't escape. Lock the door behind us. Daniel, how's it going? Reverend Davis needs to speak. We were wondering if you might be able to resume. Really? I'm really meant to be here until spring. That's great, but we need to have a chat. 00:55:53:02 - 00:56:02:13 Unknown So would you give us another five minutes? Sure. It's our problem. 00:56:02:15 - 00:56:11:17 Unknown Why don't you just pay him the fucking money? 00:56:11:18 - 00:56:15:23 Unknown Where's my tension? 00:56:16:01 - 00:56:21:10 Unknown What's your problem? 00:56:21:12 - 00:56:51:17 Unknown Women. Women? Women. Let me tell you something about women. When I was a young man, I used to go out with the most beautiful woman in the village. I mean, she'd walk into the room and everyone's eyes would turn. Everyone wanted to fuck her. And of course, she liked the attention. Because I need a shit. 00:56:51:18 - 00:57:04:14 Unknown You get fired on me for this. Even if they were badly, I should never give him five. Don't you know anything? Not about giving people. 00:57:04:16 - 00:57:09:13 Unknown Hello? I need the toilet. 00:57:09:15 - 00:57:22:03 Unknown Can you stop on upstairs? I'm in a wheelchair, you fucking idiot! Am I supposed to get a. Open the door. Hang on a minute. 00:57:22:05 - 00:57:26:13 Unknown Sticking out of the couch. 00:57:26:15 - 00:57:41:13 Unknown Just looking for the cake. Wake. 00:57:41:15 - 00:57:54:08 Unknown Hello? What the hell is wrong with you people? I'm about to shoot in my throat. 00:57:54:10 - 00:58:11:16 Unknown What do you want? I just want to talk to you. Please make me go through this again. We're so afraid of Martha. I know you feel the same way. You can't fight what we had together. Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey. This guy got that I don't have. 00:58:11:19 - 00:58:32:20 Unknown Okay, well, for one thing, he's responsible. He's thoughtful, he's intelligent, he's stable. Is that enough for you? 00:58:32:22 - 00:58:53:14 Unknown Stop making out that this is my fault. I'm not the one who attacked a guy and tied him. Someone had to look out for mum. I've been looking out for mum ever since you disappeared up to New York. The Gallivan around with your celebrity friends. You really are unbelievable. You just can't get over again. You're burning with jealousy because you're spent three years working on a novel and you weren't even. 00:58:53:15 - 00:59:08:18 Unknown Anyone sees. What you gonna do? Are you gonna wait until you're dead and then somehow get house pop? Crap. She's my crap. You are her husband, and you are the most selfish. 00:59:08:20 - 00:59:18:15 Unknown Then your. What is going on? Is this your father's not married. Why are you acting like this? 00:59:18:17 - 00:59:32:12 Unknown It's the flat, isn't it? What? It's a flat you don't go to. You don't do leave. Jane. Just. Daniel, just tell me what? 00:59:32:14 - 00:59:49:09 Unknown You remember. Remember that short man that I pointed out to you earlier? Yeah, well, it turns out that he was having an affair with dad, and now he's blackmailing her. Said giving him 15,000 pounds. Otherwise, he's going to show her in pictures of him doing stuff. Sex stuff? Yeah. 00:59:49:11 - 00:59:56:18 Unknown Some sort of a sick joke. Of course. I'm not a sick joke. 00:59:56:20 - 01:00:22:02 Unknown Your dad was a gay. I am. Hurry up, hurry up. Oh, it's touch and go. Hurry up! Quick, quick quick quick! Lift, lift! Help me! I helping you put your arms around me. Oh, this is great way a ton. Yes, I've got your cousin. Got you. Quickly, quickly. All right. I'm trying to see where the toilet is. I'll get the fuck down. 01:00:22:03 - 01:00:28:10 Unknown No, you do it. I'll hold you. How can I do it? I'm handicapped. Oh! 01:00:28:12 - 01:01:01:07 Unknown Fuck! Quick, quick, quick. Oh, right. Okay. Underpants! Oh! Move, move! Quick, quick, quick and go! Go! There! It's down there. All down there. I don't know, I'm out there. Yes. How about there? Yes, yes. Just sit down. Sit down. Hang on. Oh, come on, that's better. 01:01:01:09 - 01:01:05:12 Unknown Fuck. 01:01:05:14 - 01:01:25:13 Unknown How much noise? Oh, God. 01:01:25:15 - 01:01:30:13 Unknown Don't think that. Think something. Something. Please. Can I get it off? 01:01:30:15 - 01:01:47:09 Unknown What? You've missed a bit. 01:01:47:11 - 01:02:16:01 Unknown A lot more to worry about. We get caught. 01:02:16:03 - 01:02:22:21 Unknown You're right, mate. 01:02:22:23 - 01:02:28:01 Unknown Mate, may. 01:02:28:03 - 01:02:42:18 Unknown Mate? What's his name? I don't know. I, Phillip. 01:02:42:20 - 01:02:50:13 Unknown Phillip. 01:02:50:15 - 01:03:00:16 Unknown Phillip! Wake up mate. You all right? Phillip. 01:03:00:18 - 01:03:50:16 Unknown Maybe it's not Phillip. Maybe it's something else. Pinch him. Please don't. Pinching. 01:03:50:18 - 01:04:20:22 Unknown We're just gonna have to give him my money. Well, well, it's not quite as simple as that. Why not? Daniel refused to pay, so now I completely fucked. Just shut up. Just shut off. 01:04:21:00 - 01:04:27:12 Unknown I'm sorry. Come on. 01:04:27:14 - 01:04:37:23 Unknown Thank you. Thanks. 01:04:38:01 - 01:04:42:14 Unknown What hell are you grinning at, Howard? 01:04:42:16 - 01:05:07:15 Unknown I wonder if I could ask you to develop into the study for a second. 01:05:07:17 - 01:05:11:01 Unknown What's this? 01:05:11:03 - 01:05:21:04 Unknown It's about Victor. There's no point. What do you mean, there's no point? Look at him. He's stone dead. 01:05:21:06 - 01:05:37:18 Unknown What the hell did you do to him? We didn't do anything. His head on the corner. He hit his head on the corner. He just head. That's what happened. Why? What he happened was really, really bad. This is really, really, really bad. What are we gonna do? You know what? Actually. I've really got to go. I'm not going anywhere. 01:05:37:19 - 01:05:51:12 Unknown Listen, I cannot go to prison. Do you have any idea what they do to blokes like me in prison? I cannot go to prison. I would just calm down. 01:05:51:14 - 01:05:55:06 Unknown Now. 01:05:55:08 - 01:06:15:00 Unknown Nobody here knows who this guy is, right? Don't even know his name. They probably didn't even notice him. They didn't notice him. He's four fucking feet tall. All right, so we just get rid of the bodies like he came and left. Let's get rid of the body. What are you talking about? Look at us. What do we know about getting rid of bodies? 01:06:15:00 - 01:06:19:19 Unknown What are you gonna do? You gonna throw em out with the rubbish? 01:06:19:21 - 01:06:25:13 Unknown Did any of you happen to notice the size of Uncle Eddie's coffin? 01:06:25:15 - 01:06:38:05 Unknown Are you suggesting that we bury him with my father? Why not? I mean, it's not like he's gonna know, is he? That's not the point. 01:06:38:07 - 01:06:59:02 Unknown You have to. It makes sense, Daniel. Coffins there or in the grounds? There. Be gone. Finish down the story. Unless you got a better suggestion. 01:06:59:04 - 01:07:19:17 Unknown No, I mean, come on. Look, you got to do whatever it is in life that fires you up the most. Yes, but maybe I don't consider life anymore as being about me. Me? Me. Maybe I've discovered there's something outside of myself that I care about. And maybe you should do. Justin. Hey. Well, that's a bit harsh, because, look, I mean, I care about, you know, Justin, you care about you. 01:07:19:17 - 01:07:39:10 Unknown You care about me in relation to how I affect you. There's a difference. Oh, no, that's not true, Martha. I don't know what happened to you. I love you, Martha. Justin. You don't. 01:07:39:12 - 01:07:44:07 Unknown Jesus fucking Christ! Simon! 01:07:44:09 - 01:08:04:23 Unknown Simon! Simon, what the hell are you doing? Get back in here and put your clothes on this instant. I thought you were kissing him. I wasn't kissing him, I promise you. What are you doing with a bloody funeral? Jump, Simon! Jump right now, I swear to you. Don't be silly, Simon. Don't be silly, remember? You're drunk. You've got drugs and you just calm down. 01:08:04:23 - 01:08:34:01 Unknown Just. Just cut. Simon, look at me. Justin, when you get the fuck out of here, I'm going to do it. I'll go. Oh, look at me, I swear I am. Please, Simon. Please. I'm gonna jump. I'm going to jump. I'm going to jump. I'm going to jump! This is impossible. You cannot do it! Oh, don't you. Shit! Oh, yeah! 01:08:34:03 - 01:08:46:13 Unknown Quick! Get him in the bathroom. 01:08:46:15 - 01:08:49:17 Unknown Oh, shit! 01:08:49:19 - 01:08:59:00 Unknown Howard, what the fuck are we doing on the toilet? How could you forget? What is wrong with you? 01:08:59:02 - 01:09:08:07 Unknown What is it? Hey! I'm here. Howard, come see this. Simon's totally fucking lost it. 01:09:08:08 - 01:09:34:12 Unknown What's going on? Nothing. Simon is on the roof. It's totally fucking starters. Is threatening to jump. Oh, Christ. Where are you going? I have to go out there. If he jumps. I'm fucked. Wait here. 01:09:34:14 - 01:10:03:14 Unknown I'm not listening to you. Simon, get back in here! Sunny. Come inside. We'll have a cup of tea now. Simon! Simon! 01:10:03:16 - 01:10:14:21 Unknown What the hell are you doing? Simon! 01:10:14:23 - 01:10:19:12 Unknown Get down from there! 01:10:19:14 - 01:10:33:15 Unknown I never did this guy. But I need you to stay outside and make sure nobody comes in. Okay. 01:10:33:17 - 01:10:43:04 Unknown Everyone's in the garden. Quick! We have to move the body now. Brilliant. 01:10:43:06 - 01:10:46:03 Unknown Quick! 01:10:46:05 - 01:10:51:00 Unknown Comes in. 01:10:51:02 - 01:11:02:15 Unknown Hello. Hi. Hi. How did you. How is God today? 01:11:02:17 - 01:11:08:10 Unknown God? God, it's a funny one. Snake me? Yeah, okay. 01:11:08:12 - 01:11:16:00 Unknown Daniel, we have to do this. 01:11:16:02 - 01:11:23:21 Unknown Just wanted to ask you about religion and how I could become a priest if I wanted to. Because I've seen you today, and you're amazing. I'm delighted. 01:11:23:23 - 01:11:31:09 Unknown Oh, God, we can't leave him like that. 01:11:31:11 - 01:11:55:12 Unknown You know, in a strange way, maybe this is what dad would have wanted to say. But can you not take anything seriously on Sundays? Is it true that, that wine is sweeter or not? Listen, we'll deal with this later on. I need to get to the phone. A friend of mine. Why do you say I can't take anything serious? 01:11:55:14 - 01:12:11:01 Unknown Tell you why. Because you disappear halfway around the world without hardly ever coming back to see your parents. Because you spend your last remaining money on a first class plane ticket, when you know you were supposed to give me half for the funeral. And because you live your life, you're like you're on a fairground rider because you are never, ever, ever given a shit about anybody except yourself. 01:12:11:03 - 01:12:21:11 Unknown I've can avoid doing anything about this disturbed young man on the roof. I have a confession to make. I have these thoughts about pushing a pin up my bum. 01:12:21:13 - 01:12:24:15 Unknown I beg your pardon? 01:12:24:17 - 01:12:51:12 Unknown This is really dangerous. Please. I don't know, you stay there. 01:12:51:14 - 01:13:10:11 Unknown I'd never be good enough. Not for your dad, not for you. I'll never be rich enough. I'll never be cool enough. Simon, stop talking this nonsense and just come inside. No, you go back inside. Come with me. Why? 01:13:10:13 - 01:13:19:11 Unknown Because we're gonna have a baby. 01:13:19:13 - 01:13:28:14 Unknown We're gonna have a child together. 01:13:28:16 - 01:13:59:04 Unknown And I won't be able to do it without you. 01:13:59:06 - 01:14:20:12 Unknown Excuse me. Look. 01:14:20:13 - 01:14:33:05 Unknown We're going to have a baby. 01:14:33:06 - 01:14:55:06 Unknown Hey, everyone. Simon's off the roof. I'm going to kill him. 01:14:55:08 - 01:14:58:18 Unknown Thank God. 01:14:58:20 - 01:15:02:21 Unknown Oh! 01:15:02:23 - 01:15:07:06 Unknown Oh. Thank you. 01:15:07:08 - 01:15:12:12 Unknown How would you open this? 01:15:12:14 - 01:15:28:23 Unknown Thank God you're safe, you idiot. What were you thinking? I want you to stay away from my daughter. Martha, stay out of this. Dad, we're getting married. Know what? We're getting married. 01:15:29:01 - 01:15:46:02 Unknown Martha. You don't have to marry this man just because you're pregnant. We can deal with this. Martha. Marry him because I love him. You can't. Yes I can. This is my life, and this is my choice. And I am sorry if you don't like it, but that's just tough. 01:15:46:04 - 01:16:01:01 Unknown And I will tell you something else. If you don't sort out your attitude, you're going to end up a very lonely, bitter old man. 01:16:01:02 - 01:16:04:20 Unknown That. 01:16:04:22 - 01:16:25:07 Unknown Oh, darling, we really must start again now. Daniel, have you seen Uncle Alfie? 01:16:25:09 - 01:16:51:01 Unknown What the hell is going on in this? Never mind that. What about that dead body you were tracking over here? Don't fuck with me. I saw a dead body. Now get the hell off of this fucking toilet! 01:16:51:03 - 01:17:20:02 Unknown To hear that she's having a kid. Never would have done anything to know she was having a kid. Thought you were in love with her. Yeah, but can you imagine me bringing up a kid? No. Sexy. There's this skin thing. Oh, that. Probably nothing. To be honest, I'm more concerned about having had clownfish shit in my mouth. 01:17:20:03 - 01:17:42:04 Unknown He was dead. Why won't you listen? I tell you, I saw the guy. He was dead. I know you did, uncle. Out of all this. Now. Now! In the bathroom. The door open. What a nightmare. Today has been sort of exciting, isn't it? For a funeral, I mean, it's been. It's not about the flat I promise that I will make. 01:17:42:06 - 01:18:09:05 Unknown We'll work it out. Right. We're really going to have to whiz through this now. Sure. Let's go. Do you want to have the casket open for people to find it? No. Fine. That's fine. Right. Sit down, everybody, as quick as you can. We're ready to go. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Right, quickly. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 01:18:09:07 - 01:18:35:06 Unknown Well, I'd like to apologize on behalf of the family for all of the distractions. I hope that everyone is settled and ready to continue with the service. And Daniel would like to say a few words about his father. Off you go, Daniel. Quickly. 01:18:35:08 - 01:18:59:14 Unknown My father was an exceptional man. 01:18:59:15 - 01:19:13:02 Unknown My father was an exceptional man. 01:19:13:04 - 01:19:20:07 Unknown He was born in 1938, just a year before the war. And I'll never forget the. 01:19:20:09 - 01:19:34:16 Unknown What the hell is going on? There's someone in there. I knew it. 01:19:34:17 - 01:19:40:21 Unknown The hell are you doing in my dad's coffin? 01:19:40:23 - 01:19:46:07 Unknown Come. 01:19:46:09 - 01:20:00:10 Unknown Edward. 01:20:00:12 - 01:20:07:20 Unknown Oh! Come on. 01:20:07:21 - 01:20:15:14 Unknown Yo yo yo. 01:20:15:16 - 01:20:42:16 Unknown My father was an exceptional man. 01:20:42:18 - 01:20:56:02 Unknown He may not have been a perfect man, but he was a good man. And he loved us. 01:20:56:04 - 01:21:11:00 Unknown All I wanted to do today was to give him a dignified sendoff. Is that really so much to ask? 01:21:11:02 - 01:21:14:17 Unknown Maybe. 01:21:14:19 - 01:21:23:11 Unknown Maybe he had some things he liked to do. Life isn't simple. Complicated. 01:21:23:13 - 01:21:40:06 Unknown We're all just thrown in here together. In a world full of chaos and confusion. A world full of questions and no answers. Death always lingering around the corner. And we do our best. 01:21:40:08 - 01:21:57:10 Unknown We can only do our best. And my dad did his best. 01:21:57:12 - 01:22:11:13 Unknown He always tried to tell me that you have to go for what you want in life. Because you never know how long are you going to be here? And whether you succeed or you fail, the most important thing is to have tried. 01:22:11:15 - 01:22:21:14 Unknown But a parent can only guide you in the right direction in the end. You have to learn for yourself. 01:22:21:16 - 01:22:29:16 Unknown You have to grow up yourself. 01:22:29:18 - 01:22:38:22 Unknown So when you leave here today, I would like you to remember my father for who he really was. 01:22:39:00 - 01:22:46:14 Unknown A decent, loving man. 01:22:46:16 - 01:22:55:07 Unknown If only we could be as giving and as generous and as understanding as my father was. 01:22:55:09 - 01:23:47:04 Unknown And the world would be a far better place. 01:23:47:06 - 01:23:56:16 Unknown On the positive side. Now she knows why it's been so long since she and dad had sex. 01:23:56:18 - 01:24:11:18 Unknown I asked her to come to New York with me for a while. Give you Jane a chance to breathe a bit, you know, get your flat. Wow. Wow. 01:24:11:19 - 01:24:22:02 Unknown Those are pretty good speech you gave. By the way, it was really. 01:24:22:04 - 01:24:25:04 Unknown Impressive. 01:24:25:06 - 01:24:30:17 Unknown Thanks. 01:24:30:19 - 01:24:46:12 Unknown Maybe when you've got time, you wouldn't mind taking a look at my novel? I'd love to. Yeah. 01:24:46:14 - 01:25:04:01 Unknown I'm exhausted actually. Uncle Alfie keeps going on about the body in the bathroom. I think it's best if he stays here tonight. Do you think you'd be okay? Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine. I found him a couple of valiant. Put him to bed. 01:25:04:03 - 01:25:47:11 Unknown Everything so fucking green. 01:25:47:13 - 01:25:58:11 Unknown That. Come on. 01:25:58:13 - 01:26:02:13 Unknown I'm sorry. 01:26:02:15 - 01:26:15:10 Unknown Do that, do that. Sorry. 01:26:15:11 - 01:26:29:14 Unknown For a second. 01:26:29:16 - 01:26:34:16 Unknown Yes, dear. 01:26:34:18 - 01:26:56:21 Unknown Chicken. 01:26:56:23 - 01:27:27:16 Unknown Of our time today, you know our troubles fade away. But love is here to stay. I don't know another way. Don't love me now and then I'm not thinking about when. Cause all we have is now. We've got to get through it somehow. Don't leave it like now. Love cannot wait. Now let's get it started. Wait and we'll be broken hearted. 01:27:27:17 - 01:27:48:06 Unknown No more delay now. No more to say. Now. This magic day is all. We haven't all we ever know. Love our time today. Love our time today. Love our time today. 01:27:48:08 - 01:27:58:20 Unknown Love our time today. Love our time today. Love our time today. 01:27:58:22 - 01:28:29:11 Unknown I won't ever leave you. I would not deceive you. Not while the sun is shining. Not with a spring arriving. Love me now or never. Don't put it all forever. You sit and wait for too long. Then wait alone I'll be gone. Love our time today. Love our time today. Love our time today. 01:28:29:13 - 01:29:21:04 Unknown Love our time today. I love our time today. Love our time today. 01:29:21:06 - 01:29:52:03 Unknown I hope we stay together. Yes, I mean forever. It's not a promise I make. You're a habit that I can't break. If we stay together, we'll miss that nasty weather. You and me forever. That's how we'll be together. Love me now and then. I'm not thinking about when all we have is now. We've got to get through it somehow. 01:29:52:05 - 01:30:12:18 Unknown Love a time today in your heart. Trouble fade away. Love is here to stay. I don't know another way. Love our time today. Love our time today. Love our time today. 01:30:12:19 - 01:30:23:02 Unknown Love our time today. Love our time today. Love our time today. 01:30:23:04 - 01:30:30:05 Unknown Love our time today. Love our time today. Love our times a day.